My mother told me that I should add a recipe that I really like to my website.  I thought about it for a while, and came to the conclusion that maybe she was right.  So, I decided to put my absolute favorite thing to make on aimlessthoughts.com. Delivery Preparation time:  35 to 50 minutes Ingredients 1. Yourself 2. A telephone 3. A couch 4. Money Step 1 Take yourself, and grab the telephone.  Dial the number to your favorite restaurant that offers delivery.  Give your order to the person on the other end of the line. Step 2 Place your rear end on the couch for 30 to 45 minutes (or until you hear a knock at your door). Step 3 When the knock on the door is heard, pull your rear end off of the couch and combine the money with the delivery person. Note: Adding extra money is optional, but recommended if you want this recipe to work smoothly in the future.  I always add a little more than most people, and I never have any problems. Step 4 Bring the food inside, and eat accordingly. Yields one to however many servings.