| you may be doing an obit page for Beego next, he decided to pull my Target bag off the counter and I had a shit load of chocolate candy in there ! He ate 1 Gigantic Hershey’s kiss (foil included, but did leave remnants of the box), 2 plastic heart cases are mangled beyond recognition, with all chocolate contents inside gone, only remnants of some foil wrappings behind and the remnants of the plastic Target bag as well. I should have taken pictures, but I was furious! Anyway, he left a nice big pile of chocolate shit on the living room floor too! If he doesn’t die from Chocolate poisoning, he may die from a foot up the ass! |
| Beego's Adventures |
| As described by Beego's owner, Jenny. |
| Well, as he recovered from the massive chocolate overdose and dodged the chocolate poisoning, he just couldn't leave well enough alone.
Here's the latest on the dumb ass. I am convinced that this dog is on a suicide mission. So, Greg, Amanda and I enjoyed a nice dinner of spicy chicken wings and beer....well, Amanda had coke. So, I had some left over and Amanda did not eat all her fries (no that's not the story). So I had a take out box, well, you know me and my blazing sauce (yes the story gets good now). I only used a miniscule amount so I had a whole little cup left and decided to take that home too. So in my take out box were fries, 3 parmesan garlic wings and the cup o' blazing! Upon arriving home, my 2 remaining animals (insert tears here...waaaaaaaaa) were quite happy to see me and quite hungry. Stupidly on my part, I set my take out box on the kitchen table, proceeded to feed the cat and dog and then quickly jumped onto ebay. Clear across the house I could hear Beego's tag, banging on the stainless dish, I could hear snorting and grunting as he devoured his 2 cups of Eukaneba, "Reduced Fat" food. Minutes later, I hear the tags banging on the ceramic dish, meaning, Beego's food was gone, and he pushed the cat out of the way to eat hers. (a usual event) Then I heard the rustling of paper and nails on wood....I was entranced in a bidding war to win the Golden Girls Season 4 on dvd. So I let out a big ole.....BEEGO KNOCK IT OFF, WHATEVER YOU'RE DOING. Then silence. A minute later, the rustling begins again. Suddenly I realize, he's got the carry out ..........I let out a big old F--------------------K!!!!!!! I ran into the kitchen and sure as shit, yes it was true, the wings were gone and the cup o' blazing was in his mouth. I wrestled this stupid f--k to the ground and he would not let go of the cup, he was snorting and coughing and choking and biting me, but no way was he giving it up. It was all over his face and I feared he'd get it in his eyes. Finally the dumb ass gave it up and then sat there, like an idiot and seemed to start to cry. His eyes were watering and his tongue was hanging out. I then proceed to call him a f----------king idiot and he headed towards the door wall. I let him outside and he rubbed around in the grass for bit and came back in. By this time, I filled his bowl up with ice water and he proceeded to the kitchen and drank it all and ate all the ice cubes. I filled it a second time. He ate all the ice cubes again, but left the water. I think the sauce stained his face. He is laying right here, like it's just another day in the life..............I can't wait until he takes a dump tomorrow!!! He thought it was HOT going down!!! Woooo hooooo!!!!! Thats all for now!! See ya! |