After
Before
I call this one "Beached," because it seems that if I was to roll over (and I do mean roll) onto my stomach, water should start spraying out of my back.
I'm in the process of obtaining more pictures.  Especially more fat pictures so that everyone can see the true extent of my former rotundness.
Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall....
Back when my dog was little, and I was big.
This is my driver's license photo.  If I had been very much bigger, I would've had to purchase extra space from the Secretary of State to fit my face.
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